10. Darwin Tremor’s Redneck Quiche
Shooting a bunch of people and dumping them in a lake can work up a man’s appetite! This Spam & Velveeta Quiche recipe has all the ingredients a growing hillbilly needs!
9. Lazlo Soot’s Rumbledethumps
Lazlo is an assassin of a thousand faces with a Scottish accent and Glasgow smile (when not in disguise). With a million dollar bounty, Buddy Israel’s days look numbered. Try his delicious hometown dish that is great for recycling leftover mashed potatoes! Click here for the recipe from The Spruce Eats.
8. Sir Ivy’s Black N’ Blue Salad
As Buddy Israel’s head of security, he is both tough and loyal to the bitter end. From Creme de la Crumb comes this recipe, click here to see a recipe for a tough guy after a hard day!
7. Hollis Elmore’s Peanut Butter Sandwich
So after a day of almost drowning and then freezing to death, you’d think that you’d get to eat whatever you want. But for someone with mild to moderate hypothermia, (so long as they stay conscious) giving them small, repeated doses of high calorie food is actually helpful. A spoon of peanut butter provides the body with fuel for generating heat. Click here to check out this reinvented panini version of a peanut butter sandwich from the Picky Eater blog!
6. Pasquale Acosta’s Bloody Eggs
When you’re a Spanish mercenary famous for your legendary torture techniques, does anything really faze you anymore? Click here for a great Bloody Mary Deviled Eggs recipe!
5. Mecklen Morris’s Carbonara
This shady lawyer just went through a marathon 30 hour negotiation to put his client in witness protection, only to have it all fall apart. After a day like that, who wants to cook? Click here for his quick and easy pasta recipe, only 12 minutes to make if you boil the pasta at the same time!
4. Georgia Sykes’s Dark Strawberries
This contract killer is the voice of reason in her partnership with Sharice. Both pretty and lethal, she talks, shoots and convinces people she doesn’t even know to carry her out of the Nomad hotel. Her recipe here is a tribute to a strong woman. A dash of toasted coconut is added here as a shout out to her partner!
3. Sharice Watters’ Macaroons
When this lady isn’t trying to blast the moon out of the sky with her Barrett M82A1 .50 caliber rifle, she’s hitting on her partner and killing F.B.I. agents. While the unfortunate Hollywood stereotype of lesbians being psychopaths is perpetuated here, the actress in the role is amazing. Click here for the recipe to one of her favorite desserts from Once Upon a Chef.
2. Richard Messner’s Orange Turkey
This F.B.I. agent loses his partner, his job and probably his freedom (what with pending manslaughter charges). With an unjust lifelong prison sentence in his future, this favorite recipe of Nelson Mandela’s could become his new favorite (from Essence)!
1. Bernard “Beanie” Alfonso’s Hangtown Fry
Part of Buddy Israel’s “security” team, Beanie went from seeing Beyonce to Bigfoot to then not much else in a span of just over 6 hours. After a night of drinking and drugs, this go to hangover recipe from Food Republic helps get Beanie back on his feet. Well, that is until he meets Lazlo Soot.
